1. Purchase Football Gear and Meet in a Public Place.
2. Introduce them over the phone when your Ex calls to wish you a Happy Birthday.
3. Have your Ex meet you at the Police Station and bring your wife along.
4. Introduce them when your wife least expects it. Take a stroll through the park and just happen to bump into your Ex. Never give your wife time to prepare for war.
5. Introduce them the day after your wife introduce you to her Ex.
6. Introduce them at Church, but only after you’ve had enough time to think of why you still talk to her.
7. Take your wife to her job while she’s working the drive-thru. That will insure your wife has on a better outfit.
8. When your Ex-Girlfriend’s job have their buy one get one free special. Your wife loves a Good Deal!
9. Introduce them at the shopping mall while your wife is spending $3000 on purses and shoes. Nothing upsets her when she’s in a shopping zone.
10. Show each of them a picture and say, “Honey this is my ex-girlfriend. Ex-Girlfriend, here’s a picture of my wife.”