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Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Sex Toys, and Perfect Relationships!

I can’t remember my first day of school (I was only 5). Don’t quite remember the first day on the job (It felt like the first day of school). Really can’t remember if I said, “I love You!” first or if she said it (Wait, when was the last time she said it?). And I can’t remember if I put the toilet seat down or if I locked the front door. (Not sure why those things are important?). “I knew she was the one when she left her toothbrush at my place, and I didn’t throw it in the garbage.” – Bum
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Appropriate Behavior Deux! Actions Speak Louder than Posts

READ PART ONE HERE —–> Appropriate Behavior I’ve done a few stupid things in my life like the time I punched a guy for staring at my wife a little too long. only to find out he was blind and waiting patiently for someone to bring his cane. Then there was the time I spent my entire check on lottery scratch-offs just because my palm had been Itching ALL DAY.  I won $17, and it only took $367 to do so. And did i mention the time  I locked myself out and had to climb the fire es
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Appropriate Behavior

  If my wife was to see me now what would she say? Could this sort of behavior be explained? Well actually it can. This wasn’t the first, second, or third time, my co-worker had fed me lunch. Actually I’ve lost count and maybe my mind, but this is how it started. I knew a guy who knew a guy who many considered The Worst Husband of the Year EVERY Year since Michael Jackson’s Thriller topped the charts. Not only was he a serial cheater, Rodrigo (not his real name) didn’t hav
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Think Like A Kid! Act Like A Kid!

What should you do when you find your relationship falling into a boring routine? Should you immediately plan a trip to somewhere exotic even if you really don’t have the money? That’s what I “attempted” to do. After slipping into a nightly routine of falling asleep on the couch, I decided to surprise my wife with a romantic get-a-way to Puerto Rico. After paying for our mini-vacation and requesting time off from work, I discovered that the non-refundable trip did not inc
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