Bum Bum Jones » Dating



My Marriage is My Job

My Marriage IS My Job It’s been 79 months and 2 days to date (Anniversary coming soon) I wake up and you’re on my mind I’m dedicated You’re in it for the long haul as well Some moments are better than others, but at least moments are shared. Is everything ok? You seem to be moving in slow motion, but I’m sure things will get better You’re scared We sit down and talk things over. Sports (Steph Curry), Politics, and…. I’m interrupted while describing last night’s Game
Read More

Appropriate Behavior Quatre – Extra Guacamole and Sour Cream

 READ PART THREE HERE —-> “Do Good for Bad” (If you don’t read the previous posts you won’t understand this post) When I was in second grade I discovered that I wasn’t good at playing sports. I realized this while playing an intense game of championship kickball one afternoon during recess. The score was tied 3 to 3 with 3 men on base, and 3 minutes left until recess was over. It was a cloudy August day with temperatures in the low 70’s, but it was definitely tim
Read More

Appropriate Behavior Deux! Actions Speak Louder than Posts

READ PART ONE HERE —–> Appropriate Behavior I’ve done a few stupid things in my life like the time I punched a guy for staring at my wife a little too long. only to find out he was blind and waiting patiently for someone to bring his cane. Then there was the time I spent my entire check on lottery scratch-offs just because my palm had been Itching ALL DAY.  I won $17, and it only took $367 to do so. And did i mention the time  I locked myself out and had to climb the fire es
Read More

Appropriate Behavior

  If my wife was to see me now what would she say? Could this sort of behavior be explained? Well actually it can. This wasn’t the first, second, or third time, my co-worker had fed me lunch. Actually I’ve lost count and maybe my mind, but this is how it started. I knew a guy who knew a guy who many considered The Worst Husband of the Year EVERY Year since Michael Jackson’s Thriller topped the charts. Not only was he a serial cheater, Rodrigo (not his real name) didn’t hav
Read More