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Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Sex Toys, and Perfect Relationships!

I can’t remember my first day of school (I was only 5). Don’t quite remember the first day on the job (It felt like the first day of school). Really can’t remember if I said, “I love You!” first or if she said it (Wait, when was the last time she said it?). And I can’t remember if I put the toilet seat down or if I locked the front door. (Not sure why those things are important?). “I knew she was the one when she left her toothbrush at my place, and I didn’t throw it in the garbage.” – Bum
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Appropriate Behavior

  If my wife was to see me now what would she say? Could this sort of behavior be explained? Well actually it can. This wasn’t the first, second, or third time, my co-worker had fed me lunch. Actually I’ve lost count and maybe my mind, but this is how it started. I knew a guy who knew a guy who many considered The Worst Husband of the Year EVERY Year since Michael Jackson’s Thriller topped the charts. Not only was he a serial cheater, Rodrigo (not his real name) didn’t hav
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Think Like A Kid! Act Like A Kid!

What should you do when you find your relationship falling into a boring routine? Should you immediately plan a trip to somewhere exotic even if you really don’t have the money? That’s what I “attempted” to do. After slipping into a nightly routine of falling asleep on the couch, I decided to surprise my wife with a romantic get-a-way to Puerto Rico. After paying for our mini-vacation and requesting time off from work, I discovered that the non-refundable trip did not inc
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Seek and SHE Shall Find

"Keep Secrets from Your Wife, and You will Keep Her Interested!" is what kept running through my mind (Wise words taken from one of my manager's many warehouse sermons). So I decided to become a bit un-predictable.
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