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Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Sex Toys, and Perfect Relationships!

I can’t remember my first day of school (I was only 5). Don’t quite remember the first day on the job (It felt like the first day of school). Really can’t remember if I said, “I love You!” first or if she said it (Wait, when was the last time she said it?). And I can’t remember if I put the toilet seat down or if I locked the front door. (Not sure why those things are important?). “I knew she was the one when she left her toothbrush at my place, and I didn’t throw it in the garbage.” – Bum
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My Marriage is My Job

My Marriage IS My Job It’s been 79 months and 2 days to date (Anniversary coming soon) I wake up and you’re on my mind I’m dedicated You’re in it for the long haul as well Some moments are better than others, but at least moments are shared. Is everything ok? You seem to be moving in slow motion, but I’m sure things will get better You’re scared We sit down and talk things over. Sports (Steph Curry), Politics, and…. I’m interrupted while describing last night’s Game
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Appropriate Behavior

  If my wife was to see me now what would she say? Could this sort of behavior be explained? Well actually it can. This wasn’t the first, second, or third time, my co-worker had fed me lunch. Actually I’ve lost count and maybe my mind, but this is how it started. I knew a guy who knew a guy who many considered The Worst Husband of the Year EVERY Year since Michael Jackson’s Thriller topped the charts. Not only was he a serial cheater, Rodrigo (not his real name) didn’t hav
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10 Ways to Best Introduce Your Ex and Wife

1. Purchase Football Gear and Meet in a Public Place. 2. Introduce them over the phone when your Ex calls to wish you a Happy Birthday. 3. Have your Ex meet you at the Police Station and bring your wife along. 4. Introduce them when your wife least expects it. Take a stroll through the park and just happen to bump into your Ex. Never give your wife time to prepare for war. 5. Introduce them the day after your wife introduce you to her Ex. 6. Introduce them at Church, but only after you’ve
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